We the People of the United States, (OK so far)
in Order to form a more perfect Union, (far from perfect and not sure we are even trying any more)
establish Justice, (snicker)
insure domestic Tranquility, (not by a long shot)
provide for the common defence, (we got this out the wazoo, but is it misplaced?)
promote the general Welfare, (this is an interesting one.... infrastructure - nope, health care - nope, climate change — nope, education - nope, care for the young, sick and elderly - nope, care for indigenous people - don't get me started,.... this list is going to be too long.....)
and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, (our posterity is not going to have s#!t because we are not promoting the general welfare)
do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.
…….Seems to me we are sucking at this pretty bad....