I live in Gainesville, Florida. The wind is blowing pretty hard right now and I’m hoping the trees don’t fall on me. I think I probably will lose electricity soon and it’s surely gonna rain in a minute. But just a few miles up the road from me, people are gonna get clobbered and all I hear is, “Thank goodness it’s not a populated area.” Well, fuck that. People who are practically my neighbors live there and they woke up this morning like, “What the fuck? My life is in jeopardy. What do I do?”
The answer they’re getting is, “Sucks for you. We were too enchanted by Nikki to pay attention to you.”
That’s the wrong answer.
The right answer is, “I’m sorry that our environmental policy has put you in this situation. We’re gonna all start focusing on issues that truly save people’s lives from now on so that this doesn’t happen again.”
Straight D in November ‘18, y’all.