Early voting starts in these parts tomorrow.In most other places it’s either already started or soon will.
Here’s a little something to help you laugh all the way to the polls.
Where all my violent mobs at?â Schooley (@Rschooley) October 20, 2018
Where all my violent mobs at?
Can we really call it a house? ItâÂÂs more like the dilapidated double wide of Trump https://t.co/9zTXmaDJmTâ Allen Peacock (@allenpeacock) October 14, 2018
Can we really call it a house? ItâÂÂs more like the dilapidated double wide of Trump https://t.co/9zTXmaDJmT
Jared needs to have some fun every once and a while https://t.co/zJuiFecgSiâ ð»low voter turnoutð (@JordanUhl) October 14, 2018
Jared needs to have some fun every once and a while https://t.co/zJuiFecgSi
So Bannon's safe now? https://t.co/kKVHnuY77Nâ The Rude Pundit (@rudepundit) October 15, 2018
So Bannon's safe now? https://t.co/kKVHnuY77N
I thought TrumpâÂÂs base already had a dating website: https://t.co/pMnXHz2Lbf https://t.co/wCxvccOELyâ Marie Connor (@thistallawkgirl) October 15, 2018
I thought TrumpâÂÂs base already had a dating website: https://t.co/pMnXHz2Lbf https://t.co/wCxvccOELy
Why does Kid Rock look like Dr. Phil dressed up as Kid Rock pic.twitter.com/BGgyLyyOquâ Jacob Shaw (@jakesaysyousuck) October 15, 2018
Why does Kid Rock look like Dr. Phil dressed up as Kid Rock pic.twitter.com/BGgyLyyOqu
Breaking: Ann Coulter reveals DNA test results showing sheâÂÂs 30% swastika, 30% toxic waste, and 40% Klan hood.â The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) October 16, 2018
Breaking: Ann Coulter reveals DNA test results showing sheâÂÂs 30% swastika, 30% toxic waste, and 40% Klan hood.
Historians are going to be so confused when they realize that poutine was invented before pot became legal in Canada.â LOLGOPð (@LOLGOP) October 17, 2018
Historians are going to be so confused when they realize that poutine was invented before pot became legal in Canada.
Ted Cruz is like a televangelist had a kid w/the Sham-Wow guy.â John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) October 17, 2018
Ted Cruz is like a televangelist had a kid w/the Sham-Wow guy.
BREAKING: MAGA hats made in China were found to contain chemicals that render the wearer sterile, thus Making America Great Again.â Middle Age Riot (@middleageriot) October 18, 2018
BREAKING: MAGA hats made in China were found to contain chemicals that render the wearer sterile, thus Making America Great Again.
"It's my turn to write an anonymous Op-Ed in the New York Times!""No, it's my turn!!!" https://t.co/XiLJQUFn3câ Matt ðÂÂÂswalt (@MattOswaltVA) October 18, 2018
"It's my turn to write an anonymous Op-Ed in the New York Times!""No, it's my turn!!!" https://t.co/XiLJQUFn3c
why do all the 'tough guys' on the right look like frail alcoholics who would smell like an ashtray in a gas station toiletâ beth, a ghostðÂÂȉ¢ (@bourgeoisalien) October 18, 2018
why do all the 'tough guys' on the right look like frail alcoholics who would smell like an ashtray in a gas station toilet
the condom constantly slipping off is not discrimination https://t.co/2Aebc8alYjâ m i t h (@ManInTheHoody) October 19, 2018
the condom constantly slipping off is not discrimination https://t.co/2Aebc8alYj
âÂÂI know a lot of people look to God for guidance, so let me try to make His stance as uncomplicated as possible: Murder is fine, as long as long as itâÂÂs for money. Give murderers weapons. W-where am I? Is this toilet. Who is Toilet? Stop f-following me, Toilet? Help! God!?â https://t.co/xc7Knf6m1Dâ Seanbaby (@Seanbabydotcom) October 18, 2018
âÂÂI know a lot of people look to God for guidance, so let me try to make His stance as uncomplicated as possible: Murder is fine, as long as long as itâÂÂs for money. Give murderers weapons. W-where am I? Is this toilet. Who is Toilet? Stop f-following me, Toilet? Help! God!?â https://t.co/xc7Knf6m1D
[heaven]DONALD TRUMP: ha, I knew I'd make itST. PETER: oh good, the punching bag I ordered is hereâ Born Miserable (@bornmiserable) October 20, 2018
[heaven]DONALD TRUMP: ha, I knew I'd make itST. PETER: oh good, the punching bag I ordered is here
How is Ted Cruz the most likable person in this picture? pic.twitter.com/XWoWzEi1ajâ Molly Jongâ ï¸ÂFast (@MollyJongFast) October 19, 2018
How is Ted Cruz the most likable person in this picture? pic.twitter.com/XWoWzEi1aj
âÂÂKashoggiâÂÂs killer was a rogue figure named Ben Ghazi.â - some Republican any minute now.â The Hoarse Whisperer (@HoarseWisperer) October 19, 2018
âÂÂKashoggiâÂÂs killer was a rogue figure named Ben Ghazi.â - some Republican any minute now.
But isn't it great how he's growing the economy https://t.co/XzAN0jKCHWâ Brosephine Wires, haunted bunny (@JoParkerBear) October 20, 2018
But isn't it great how he's growing the economy https://t.co/XzAN0jKCHW
"AHHHHH FUCK YOU. Are you registered?" -me to everything jumping out at this haunted houseâ Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) October 18, 2018
"AHHHHH FUCK YOU. Are you registered?" -me to everything jumping out at this haunted house