So I’m walking back to my van just after putting up a flag with a Protect Mueller sign and I see this guy taking pictures of my license plate. I’ve seen him doing this before and while I wanted to let him know I still haven’t gotten my Good Citizenship award from the last time he reported me, I figured I had about one minute to make it down to the next overpass and get a picture before the guy takes the sign down so I smile and wave, climb in and drive like hell. Pulling over in the bike lane, I slap on the hazards and manage to get these pix just before he takes it down.
I’m a fairly non-confrontational kind of guy, and even though I could’ve just taken off from there, I figure we’re never going to heal as a nation if we don’t at least try to reach out to each other. As many of you know I actually respect the people who take down my signs because at least they’re willing to get involved. They understand if they want the sign gone it’s their job to take it, and if I had just one or two hundred people who felt like that about putting signs up this country would be in a lot better shape.
So I drive back working out a little “Hey-look-I-know-these-are-difficult-and-confusing-times-and-I-just-want-you-to-know-there-are-no-hard-feelings…” speech in my mind but when I got there I guess I was a little nervous and got flustered…
so I accidentally bellowed out “HEY YOU STUPID TRAITOR FUCK WHY DON’T YOU AND THAT PISS-GUZZLING ASSHOLE YOU CALL A PRESIDENT GO FUCK YOURSELVES BACK TO RUSSIA YOU STUPID LOUSY FUCKING TRAITOR FUCK!” and drove away.
Then I drove around to the other side of the bridge and picked up the sign which, as I’d hoped, had been neatly torn into two pieces, drove to Berkeley and put it up over the 80.
It’s probably still there.
Stupid fuck.