Today, Speaker Paul Ryan (R-WI) fessed up to what at first I was sure was fake news:
https://www.npr.org/2018/07/12/628515994/a-family-of-woodchucks-ate-paul-ryans-car
I would make some sort of joke about karma — but I just can’t.
His car was invaded and consumed by a family of woodchucks while parked in a garage over the winter. I’ve never been so pro-environment as I am today.
#teamwoodchuck