An Open Letter to Donald J Trump
Mr. Trump, since the whole Trump – Putin thing is about to blow up in your face, this might be a good place to start. You were accused by Secretary Clinton, in one of the debates, of being a “puppet” to Mr. Putin. You replied, “No Puppet, No Puppet, No Puppet.” On that issue I must take your side, you are not a puppet to Putin. No Sir, you are a complete dummy for Putin. He, without ever moving his lips puts words into your mouth, with no one seeing Putin’s hands, he turns you in whatever direction he wants you to take. And when he is finished with you, like a puppet master, he will simply stuff you into a wooden box and walk away.
Speaking of Putin, what kind of friend are you anyway? Starting back from the time of the Ms. Universe contest which was held in Moscow and your interview with Larry King you sang Putin’s praise saying how you and he were going to be such great pals and at the same time saying how smart Putin was by how he had outsmarted the United States. I take it you mean he was smarter than the Republican-controlled Congress, smarter that President Obama and even smarter than our military leaders? In fact, CNN has kept tabs and according to them from June 2013 to mid-way through the 2016 campaign you referenced Putin 80 times, starting with this tweet, “Do you think Putin will be going to The Miss Universe Pageant in November in Moscow - if so, will he become my new best friend?” You may have hurt your best friend’s feelings when you said to Fox and Friends something along the lines of, Putin, don’t know him, never met him. Well enough of those lies, let's move on to something else, shall we? Oh before I forget, I have always been curious if your wife was with you when you had the Moscow whores give you the Golden Shower treatment? Did you pay them for that or was that a gift from your friend Vlad?
Let’s talk about the so-called “humanitarian crisis” along our Southern Border. Before all this crap with the “Wall”, the “Fence”, “Peaches” or Trumps Very Beautiful, Strong, Illegal Alien Bunch of Slats became such an issue, why did you not ask your buddies Mitch and Paul Ryan to get you the funds to build your stupid legacy wall while Republicans had control of the Senate and House? I think the American people, regardless of party, have already figured out why. You are simply using this barrier, humanitarian crisis thing to try to divert the public’s attention away from your pending impeachment and being carted off to jail. Oh, and I don’t think you will be taking Air Force One to prison. Have you given any thoughts about which prison you might like to spend the rest of your life in? Oh wait, that will probably be up to the judge. I would bet you will get to go to that prison paradise called Leavenworth Prison. I even would be willing to wager you will get a big black KKK hating cellmate that will soon have you singing in a new voice and walking around on your tiptoes. And I doubt that you will be allowed to keep that rug on your head dyed whatever color you call it.
I was thinking the other day Mr. Trump, why did you marry that beautiful woman that gave birth to your son, Barron? It certainly was not because you loved her. Besides we know the only person you love, besides Putin, is yourself. And besides that, most married men who love their wives do not hire porn stars to give them a spanking with a Playboy magazine (I bet that the picture of that made old Hugh roll over in his grave). Speaking of which, men who respect women do not go around bragging about grabbing them by their p***y and saying how men like you can treat women any way you want and the women will like it. It was about that time, I figured out that not only were you an out and out liar, but a real cheesy slimeball of the first degree. Boy, I bet your mother is really proud of you. You must have really hated her to turn out the way you have. But wait, Mrs. Trump, there is more to come.
Why is it, Mr. Trump, that you have a such a nasty habit of calling people you do not like by ugly names. You know, like crooked Hillary (Clinton), one percent Biden, Crazy Joe, Sleepy Joe (Biden), Little Michael Bloomberg, Da Nang Richard (Blumenthal) and so forth. Since you started all of this, you should not mind when people, even some of your Republican buddies, call you old Orange Hair, Tiny Hands Trump, Little Winnie T, The Golden Shower Freak, Putin’s D**k sucker, Humpty Trumpy, Donnie the Rat, Fat Donnie, Donnie the Whore Monger, Old Bone Spurs and more. I can not wait to hear what kind of names you get called while in prison. Let’s see, bending over Donnie, Up against the wall Trumpie, Drop the soap in the shower DJ. Try to remember you are the one who started all of this by going back to grade school when you were the bully of the recess crowd and calling everyone names. Just shows how childish you are even now.
Now onto something else, Mr. Trump. You recently made the comment you would have made a great general. First, Sir, you would have had to go through the Point, and I doubt that you would have had what it takes to get through the first year, much less graduate. While the Academy is not what you call Ivy League, neither is the Wharton School of Business. Did you Daddy buy your grades so that you could finish college? I only ask because not too long ago one of your college instructors said, “Trump was one of the dumbest S.O.B.s I ever taught.” Does not say a lot about…how did you say it, your “superior” mind”. But say you did manage to finish, probably dead last in your class, what other famous generals would you equal:
Well first, there is General Benedict Arnold, he tried to sell out his country like you are trying to do with your buddy Vlad. Or how about old Dugout Doug. Not that you could ever come up a great military plan like General MacArthur did with his landings at Inchon, but like him you would not be able to keep your mouth shut and would end up getting hearing Truman said some words you are all too familiar with Mr. Trump, and that is, “YOUR FIRED.” And then there is good old General George McClellan, who liked to call himself a “Young Napoleon.” McClellan, by his fear of committing his troops to battle against Southern General Robert E Lee, almost cost the Union the war. If President Lincoln had not fired McClellan and left him in charge of the Union Army, instead of the Star-Spangled Banner being sung at every major sporting event, we all might be whistling “Dixie”. And then there is good old Major General Lloyd Fredendall, who, not totally his fault, got the troops under his command slaughtered so badly by Field Marshall Rommel and the Afrika Korps as Kasserine Pass that he had to be replaced by General George Patton. And last, you have so much in common with (Brevet) Major General George Armstrong (Audie) Custer. Custer was called “Yellow Hair” by the Sioux, and you are called “Orange Hair” by everyone, Custer was called “Hard Ass” by the troops he took to the Little Bighorn Valley, and you are called “Tiny D**k by the women you have been with. General Custer got wiped out because he wanted to be the hero who brought Sitting Bull and Crazy Horse back to the reservation with around 700 troopers, so he could become the next president of the United States, and like you, he would have done anything, thrown anyone under the bus just to become President. But unlike you, he never sold out his country.
And every great General had a nick-name, George Patton was Old Blood and Guts, Omar Bradly was the G.I.’s General, General MacArthur was “Dug Out Doug”, so what would the troops you might have commanded call you? Hmmm, I know, “Old Bone Spurs. One last thing General Bone Spurs, Sir. You would have been of the age to have been in Nam as a Second Lieutenant. And if the troops did not like their Lieutenant, some of them used a tactic called “fragging” or tossing a fragmentation (hand) grenade into the officer’s hooch or in his bunker during a fire-fight. I don’t honestly think your troops would have liked you very much, thereby eliminating the problems we now are facing with you sitting your fat butt in the White House.
Now I would be amiss I did not mention the problems you have caused or tried to cause me (and thousands of others like me). My college loan was dismissed under President Obama because the college I was attending lied to us by making up job stats and student job placements among other lies. And because you are a bigoted racist who hates President Obama because he is one-half black, you change my forgiven student loan amount to Earned Income for that amount and tacked on an additional 60% interest for the past 8 years. I will be seeing you and that dip lady you appointed Sec. of Education in court, I can promise you that.
There are so many things I could write in this open letter to you, but I know that, as according to the last Sec. of State that you so stupidly fired, has said, you either do not know how to read or you just hate to read, so I have kept this letter short, but you may get another from me if you are not in jail soon. Would you do the country one favor please, Sir? When you go to prison would you kindly take Mitch the Bitch, I am too cute Paul Ryan and I AM NOT GAY Pence with you to prison?
Mr. Trump, I am sure you have noticed that I have not addressed you as Mr. President. The reason for that, and you still tell the same old lie, you were NOT elected President. You lost the election to Secretary Clinton in the election. Face it, you are a lying, cheating, racist, bigoted, kidnapper and child molesting imposter that has ever graced history. And history will show you not only the first US President to be kicked out of office, but the first to go to prison. You will rate dead last in the list of all time worse presidents.
None to Respectfully,
James Wolf Bailey
An American Citizen