In yet another display of pathetic money-grubbing, the Trump re-election campaign has launched a drive to send bricks to Speaker Pelosi and Senator Schumer, ostensibly to encourage them to approve spending for the wall. Yes, you heard that right — bricks. Not real bricks, of course, but you only see that in the fine print.
Yes, for just $20.20 you, too, can have a brick sent to Pelosi or Schumer! Never mind that they’re actually only sending faux bricks! Never mind that real bricks cost less than a dollar and shipping them less than five dollars so most of your money will go to Trump’s re-election campaign!
And, of course, none of those fine Trumpers would even dream of sending them some other way, like, say, at high velocity through someone’s window.
I have a better idea. Kossacks, we must unite and commit to sending a million pacifiers to the White House! Heck, we could probably set up something on Amazon — having them come from Bezos would be a nice cherry on top!
(In case anyone is concerned, yes, I’m kidding.)
Have a great day, everyone, and good thoughts going out to those of you up in the Northeast with me! We’re about to get hammered by a snow storm. Be safe, all!