Gov NJ Gay=Good Hair=Kerry=Gay???

Just heard on LA radio:  

1. Gov NJ is gay
   
2. Poll said NJ not surprised
   
3. Reason: good hair
   
4. Kerry has good hair
   
5. Kerry "flies Kristof out to west coast" for $900 cut
   
6. Is Kerry Gay?  We don't know....
   
7. He sure isn't a man of the people.

How often have they claimed the Kristof lie?