Why isn't one of our 527's hitting below the belt?

Why can't we come up with something juicy to distract the public during the RNC and put Bush on the defensive?  Why aren't we saturating the airwaves with a commercial like this:

"Service in the National Guard is honorable and deserves to be treated with respect.  So why did George W Bush treat it with such disrespect?  When other men and women were fighting and dying all over the world, George W Bush was going AWOL from his flight training to work on a political campaign in Alabama and then go to business school.  He never even showed up for his flight physical, and the only reason he didn't get court-martialed is that his daddy was a Congressman."

Tell me that he wouldn't start losing veterans' support left and right with that one.