CAPTION CONTEST: Condi Rice Hearings

"When the president tells me this is eight inches, I must believe that this is eight inches."

Or, "Yes, I have seen his 'mandate'."

Or, "Oh, we had maybe this much warning before the 9/11 attacks."

Or, "They only look this big from the bomber."

I couldn't resist when I saw this picture.  Any other takers?