Friday Polimericks

The Friday Polimericks have become a regular feature on my blog.  But since they're more fun with user input, I'm posting them over here in Kosland, too.  

Judge Samuel Alito
There once was a judge named Alito
Who Bush and his friends thought was neato.
But his promised recuses
Turned into excuses,
Which might send him down in defeat-o.

More below the fold . . .

Pat Robertson
There once was a preacher name Pat
Who thought he knew just where it's at!
But he preached hate "from God,"
So we said, "You're a fraud!
Now shut up you stupid asshat!"

Get your creative juices flowing and add your in the comments section!