Okay, so somebody's out there listening. Right now. To you. And you. And you, too, over there in the back.
Oh, yeah, they're listening. Well, actually, they might not be listening, if y'know what I mean. Kinda the same way you're not listening when you're riding on the subway, and the two guys a few rows down are talking, and you're not really paying attention, until one guy starts going off about how he can't believe how Johnny Damon could have stooped so low as to go to the Yankees - now you're listening. So that's what they're doing: they're kinda listening, until they hear something juicy, then they're REALLY listening.
Okay, so here's what we do about it. A little RFing in the classic sense. Something like
Kagro X's subliminal impeachment meme, but more nihilistic. Yeah, yeah, the constitutional / legislative / legal / journalistic thing - that's all fine; eventually, things will get done, and maybe we can get these wackjobs out of power - but in the meantime, there's still all these guys sitting in dark rooms with headphones on, listening in to all of our phone calls, just like the KGB used to do in the bad old days, waiting for some whisper snatched out of the ether, some interesting morsel that might warrant more attentive
listening.
So I say we give it to `em. I say we get everyone we know to start liberally sprinkling every phone call they make, and every e-mail they send, with a few choice keywords that'll get their data-mining software all hot and bothered, that'll have those NSA boys (and girls, too, I'm sure) so worked up they won't be able to untwist their knickers for a week. It'll be like that scene in The Spy Who Shagged Me where Austin Powers outwits the Fembots by overwhelming them with his mojo, gets them so excited that steam starts coming out of their ears, and BOOM! their heads explode.
In exactly the same way, we will give The Listeners so much to listen to that they won't know what to do with it. "Allah akbar!" will begin every phone call. "Insh'allah" will pepper the phrasing. "Ahmed," "Hussein," "caliph" and "jihad" will be heard regularly. Woo-hoo! This will be fun.
Anyone got any other cool ideas for keywords? Let's get this thing started!