DOUBLE SUPER SECRET! * DOUBLE SUPER SECRET! * DOUBLE SUPER SECRET!
Alright Wingers, get ready! Karl Rove is going down like an inflatable Pamela at Powerline, and we need to have our Talking Points ready when it happens. Don't mess up! The future of the world depends upon you!
Memorize these Double Super Secret Talking Points and Have. Them. Ready.
#1. Fitzgerald couldn't get him for a real crime, so he's trying to get him on a technicality! (The exclamation points are important! Use often!!) (See here and here.)
#2. PLAME WASN'T COVERT! PLAME WASN'T COVERT! PLAME WASN'T COVERT! NYAH NAYH NYAH NYAHNAYHNYAHNYAHHHHHHHHHHH! (The bolds are important!!! Use as often as possible!!!!!) (See here and here.)
More IMPORTANT instructions below!
#3. They charged him with "additional `crimes'" because they couldn't get the "underlying `crime'" to stick...which is baseless liberal underhanded shenangans!!! (See
here.)
#4. Joseph Wilson said his wife was "not a clandestine officer the day that Bob Novak blew her identity." THAT PROVES THE ENTIRE PROSECUTION IS A FARCE, AND THAT KARL ROVE IS INNOCENT!!!! (See here.)
#5. Even if he's not innocent, which he is, leaking Plame's identity wouldn't be a crime since she wasn't covert, and you it's not a crime to cover up a non-crime! Like DUH!!! (See here.)
#6. PATRICK FITZGERALD IS A PARTISAN HACK JUST LIKE RONNIE EARLE! (See here, here, and here.)
#7. THERE FOUND THE WMDS!!!!!!!!!! THAT MAKES EVERYBODY IN THE ADMINISTRATION INNOCENT OF ANY CRIMES THEY MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE COMMITTED (which they didn't!)!!! (See here, here, and here.)
Now get to it, Wingers! We expect to see the airwaves and radiowaves and newsprint and internets filled with these Ready-Made Talking Points over and over and over again when the Dark Lord goes down. Be ready!!!
DOUBLE SUPER SECRET! * DOUBLE SUPER SECRET! * DOUBLE SUPER SECRET!