Here's a break from the supreme court and Libby's indictment. The fundies are now giving you advise on how to carve a pumpkin the religous right way. Remember mom and dad it's important to brainwash your kid at a very early age!!!
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What to do:
Prepare a place for your pumpkin carving. Set newspapers on a table and get out the knife, spoon and bowl. Cut an opening in the top of the pumpkin. Have your kids pull out all of the seeds and scrape out the inside of the pumpkin
What to talk about:
* How is the stuff we pulled out of the pumpkin like sin in our heart? (They're both yucky; sin is inside us; it's sticky and smelly.)
* How is the way we cleaned out the pumpkin like the way Jesus cleans us out when we confess our sins? (All the yucky stuff is taken away; Jesus scoops out the sin.)
What to do:
Draw a happy face on the pumpkin, then use the sharp knife to carve it out. When you are finished, read aloud 2 Corinthians 5:17 and/or Ephesians 2:10.
What to talk about:
* How have we made this pumpkin a "new creation"? (It has a face now; it used to be just a pumpkin, but now it's a jack-o'-lantern.)
* How do we become a new creation when Jesus comes into our hearts? (We learn to love Him more; we're no longer filled with yucky stuff; we become God's children.)
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Now you know the proper way to carve a pumpkin!!! Now remember they did give us advise on how to make sure your son isn't gay.