The Governor of Florida in 2000 was the brother of which of the following?
A. Hillary Clinton
B. Ted Kennedy
C. Al Gore
D. George W. Bush
Florida's Secretary of State in 2000 was the campaign co-chair of which of the following?
A. Hillary Clinton
B. Ted Kennedy
C. Al Gore
D. George W. Bush
Clarence Thomas was put on the United States Supreme Court by the father of which of the following?
A. Hillary Clinton
B. Ted Kennedy
C. Al Gore
D. George W. Bush
Who was responsible for the national security of the United States of America on September 11, 2001?
A. Howard Dean
B. Michael Moore
C. Dan Rather
D. George W. Bush
What was the title of the Presidential Daily Brief of August 6, 2001?
A. Bin Laden Determined to Meet Nice Girl.
B. Bin Laden Determined to Shave Beard.
C. Bin Laden Determined to Host Dinner Party.
D. Bin Laden Determined to Attack Inside U.S.
How many warnings from the Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) did the Administration receive prior to the 9/11 attacks?
A. 0
B. 1
C. 2
D. 52
After the second plane stuck the World Trade Center on 9/11, what did President Bush do for the next eight minutes?
A. Consulted with his national security team.
B. Boarded Air Force One and left for the White House.
C. Asked to be briefed on the current situation.
D. Nothing.
15 of the 19 9/11 hijackers originated from what country?
A. Iraq
B. Iran
C. North Korea
D. Saudi Arabia
Since the end of the first Gulf War in 1991, how many U.S. planes had been shot down enforcing the Iraq no-fly zone?
A. 100
B. 50
C. 25
D. 0
What was the President's pre-invasion assessment of Iraq's WMD capability?
A. He didn't know.
B. The inspectors on the ground would tell us.
C. Iraq had no WMD.
D. Iraq had a nuclear weapons program, mobile biological weapons labs, VX, Sarin, Anthrax, and aerial drones for dispersing chemical agents.
Prior to the invasion of Iraq, Vice President Cheney predicted that the coalition would be greeted as what?
A. Enemies
B. Infidels
C. Occupiers
D. Liberators
On May 1, 2003, President Bush landed on the U.S.S. Abraham Lincoln to declare what?
A. That the war was just starting.
B. That WMD would never be found.
C. That coalition casualties would eventually be in the thousands.
D. Major combat operations had ended in Iraq, and the United States and our allies had prevailed.
Roughly how many WMDs have been found since the invasion of Iraq?
A. 10,000
B. 1,000
C. 100
D. 0
After the invasion and it was determined that Iraq had no WMD, what did the President do?
A. Resigned in disgrace over having made such a catostrophic error.
B. Apologized to the world.
C. Fired his entire national security team.
D. Changed the justification for the Iraq war.
When Ambassador Joseph Wilson returned from Niger and informed the Bush Administration that Iraq had not attempted to purchase uranium from that country, the Administration did what?
A. Thanked him for telling the truth and clarifying the record.
B. Took the initiatve to determine what other intelligence might be false.
C. Asked Colin Powell and Condi Rice to speak with other world leaders about the issue.
D. Outed Wilson's wife, Valerie Plame, as a CIA operative working on WMD proliferation issues.
How much money from the Coalition Provisional Authority remains missing to this day?
A. None
B. $1,000
C. $100,000
D. $8,000,000,000
Regarding the Iraq War, who publicly said "Bring 'em on" and encouraged the insurgents to attack United States soldiers?
A. Michael Moore
B. George Soros
C. Al Franken
D. George W. Bush
Regarding the Iraq War, who publicly called it a "crusade"?
A. Michael Moore
B. George Soros
C. Al Franken
D. George W. Bush
The Pentagon's original version of the Jessica Lynch story from Iraq turned out to be what?
A. Completely true
B. Mostly true
C. Mostly false
D. Completely false
The Pentagon's original version of the Pat Tillman story from Afghanistan turned out to be what?
A. Completely true
B. Mostly true
C. Mostly false
D. Completely false
John Kerry's Vietnam service consisted of what?
A. Having "other priorities" and not going.
B. Serving in the National Guard in Texas and Alabama.
C. Student deferments.
D. Earning three Purple Hearts, one Silver Star and one Bronze Star as a Swift Boat Captain in the Mekong Delta.
John O'Neill, the leader of the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth, spent how many days with John Kerry in Vietnam?
A. 100
B. 50
C. 21
D. 0
Republican flyers in Arkansas distributed shortly before the 2004 Presidential claimed John Kerry would do what if elected President?
A. Preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.
B. Win the War on Terror.
C. Balance the federal budget.
D. Ban the Bible.
Which is illustrative of Republican hypocrisy as the party of family values?
A. Rush Limbaugh's three failed marriages and drug habit.
B. Bill Bennett's gambling addiction.
C. Bill O'Reilly's phone sex addiction.
D. All of the above.
Bill Clinton's term of office ended with the nation running a record budget surplus. How big is the federal deficit now?
A. $10,000,000
B. $100,000,000
C. $500,000,000
D. $400,000,000,000
Who incorrectly diagnosed Terri Schiavo via videotape and announced his findings on the floor of the United States Senate?
A. John Kerry
B. Ted Kennedy
C. Hillary Clinton
D. Bill Frist
When the Terri Schiavo autopsy proved that she was indeed in a persistent vegetative state with no hope for recovery and had not been abused by her husband, which conservatives offered an apology for previously insisting that the opposite was true?
A. Joe Scarborough
B. Sean Hannity
C. Tom DeLay
D. None of the above
The President's daughters, Jenna and Barbara Bush, current serve in which branch of the armed services?
A. Army
B. Navy
C. Air Force
D. They don't serve in the armed services.
The President's nephew, George P. Bush, currently serves in which branch of the armed services?
A. Army
B. Navy
C. Air Force
D. He doesn't serve in the armed services.
The previous President, William Jefferson Clinton, was impeached for what offense?
A. Failing to stop terrorist attacks against New York and Washington.
B. Lying the nation into war.
C. Sanctioning torture as Administration policy.
D. Lying about a romantic relationship with a White House intern.
