Jehovah pink slipped, design not intelligent enough.

Re: termination of employment

Dear Jehovah,

After much consideration we regret to inform you that your services as the creator are no longer required.

First there are the many small design flaws or "bugs" as you so quaintly put it. The inclusion of many small anomalies in design with no discernable function such as the existence of the appendix, and coccyx  were barely tolerable, because as you pointed out they generally cause no loss of function and only rarely caused actual harm. The wisdom teeth are more problematic. if you were going add more teeth in adulthood why not create a jaw fitted for the number of teeth included?  You never properly explained plica semilunaris which appears to be a vestigial remnant of a  nictitating membrane found in eyes of some lower forms, we can only wonder at what you were thinking.

Your excuse that you wanted to hint at an evolutionary process is not only illogical and unacceptable, but potentially puts you in violation of union rules overlapping the role of creator with position of trickster. Be advised that Loki and Coyote feel that they have this position well covered. They are particularly proud of burying various odd fossils consistent with an evolutionary record. We think their efforts have been quite ingenious.

None of the above by itself would force us to terminate your employment. Rather we feel homo sapiens 1.0 must overall be considered a failure. We do not feel a minor bug fix will work, rather the an entire new design is in order. The specs as you should recall were for an intelligent being and after a long review your creation just doesn't seem to measure. Can a being that bids up beach property to astronomic levels because everyone wants to live there, while simultaneously pumping out gases to melt glaciers and flood that land be considered intelligent? Not to mention politics, reality TV, Fox news, Ann Coulter, Barney, and Britney Spears. Not only is the "project" flawed, but it insists on blaming us for its worse motivations. As if the higher powers cared who was shtuping whom. Well the list just goes on and on.

We wish you success at your next endeavor.

Sincerely,

The Management