Democrats morally bankrupt?

Today's Toledo Blade Opinion page contained a wingnut rant "Democratic Party is morally Bankrupt" that I could not help but paraphrase.
Please join me on the flip.

Democratic Party is morally bankrupt

All hail the morally bankrupt left-wing neo-marxists known as the Jackass Party, a.k.a. Democrats.

Never had an economically viable alternative idea since the New Deal, never conceived a way to fund government socialist programs by any means other than tax hikes.

Still lacking the moral fiber to acknowledge that abortion is infanticide of human beings (not a "choice" to eliminate excess uterine material).

Still dreaming up illegitimate legal perversions to justify preferential treatment of every non-Christian non-white, gay/lesbian or anyone who speaks Spanish and refuses to learn English, under the illicit guise of "affirmative action."

Still the puppets of organized labor, homosexual America, atheists, and American consumer-traitors who buy Japanese cars.

A one-word synonym for the typical Toledo voter-lemming who backs every loser the Jackass Party nominates, slanders President Bush and Republicans, and still doesn't remove the Kerry-Edwards bumper sticker from the rear of his/her foreign car nine months after the 2004 Republican victory in all government branches: imbecile!

Jim Adams

Carleton, Mich.

My turn!

WHO is morally bankrupt?

All hail the morally bankrupt right wing neo-fascists known as the Greed Oil Party, a.k.a Republicans.

Never had a care for anything or anyone except themselves and their corporate cronies, Never conceived anything except another plot to raid the US treasury and pass the tax money paid by working americans out to their buddies while they pay almost no taxes at all.

Still lacking the moral fiber to acknowledge that invading a country that has shown no aggression towards you, and imprisoning, torturing, and murdering its' citizens is genocide of human beings ( not a "pre-emptive strike against terrorists")

Still dreaming up illegitimate legal perversions to justify preferential treatment of White House staff members whose criminal activities are hidden behind the illicit guise of "national security"

Still the puppets of big business, corporate America, radical religious fundamentalists, and American globalist-traitors who ship American jobs overseas.

A one-word synonym for the typical Carleton voter-lemming who backs every crony hack the Greed Oil Party nominates, slanders Howard Dean and the DemocratIC party, and still doesn't remove the "W" bumper sticker from the rear of his/her gas guzzling gigantic SUV five months after it was proven that Bush lied about WMD in Iraq, and is still blaming Democrats after 5 years of Republican majorities in all branches of government: pitiful.