Prediction: Laura to the Rescue

I did a quick skim of recent entries and don't see anything like this mentioned, but it seems pretty obvious that Bush has to bring out the heavy artillery soon: spouse Laura.

Since little Georgie is missing a "sensitivity chip" and his mom is even worse ("this is working very well for them"), Laura seems like his only hope.  It may be in some grandiose program with a name like "Sheltering Arms" with Laura as the public face, lots of photo ops with little kids, etc.

Our response should be "George, why are you hiding behind Laura's skirts?"  Could it be that you're a coward?  A callous, incompetent, cowardly wanna-be cowboy?  It doesn't pay to criticize Laura.  But the minute Laura gets put in some major disaster relief role, I think we have to call out Bush the Coward.