America's Hostage Taker Worried Sick Peace May Break Out

A revolutionary power eats at the heart of America.

That power's Godfather, Daniel Pipes, is freaking out!

Why?

The 'Patriot' Act is stalled in Senate. Eek!

More eeks! ...

Sami Al-Arian did not get kangaroo courted. Eek!

Bush is letting the Muslims take over the world. Eek!

There is a shortage of anti-Islam bigots. Eek!

"For Pipes the occupation of Iraq and the occupation of the West Bank are both running out of steam, and in his eyes that is a tragedy. He is worried sick that peace may be breaking out all over. But even if we are far, far from that happy day, we can at least rejoice in one neocon's misery over that prospect and draw some hope from his gloom."

Gimme more of that schudenfreude, baby!