Why the hell not?
If it means more Democrats in Congress, SURE! Put 'em all in. Any Republican Senator or Representative from a state with a Democratic governor. Yessirree... make up departments for them.
Secretary of the Department of Blue-Eyed Jewish Athletes.
Secretary of the Department of High Scoring Scrabble Words.
Secretary of the Department of Recipes with Spam.
And if they try to do anything that jeopardizes the President... well... "I've asked Secretary Santorum to step down from the Department of Text Based Computer Adventure Games. Over the past few months, I have come to realize that there are better things to spend our precious resources on than discussing the original Zork and the secret meanings of PLUGH. I wish Secretary Santorum the best in his future."
Or is my thinking fatally flawed?
XYZZY!