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Rush Limbaugh not killed in attack!

Fri Jan 20, 2006 at 07:44:21 AM PDT

Wow, I just ran across this article from last week and was surprised no one has brought it up here:

RUSH LIMBAUGH NOT KILLED IN ATTACK
PALM BEACH, Florida, Jan. 14 (AP) - Conservative talk-show host Rush Limbaugh apparently was not killed in a Pakistani attack on a U.S. town in which he was thought to be hiding. But U.S. officials are demanding an explanation.

The Los Angeles Times and other U.S. media had reported unnamed military sources confirmed the PIA carried out the attack that targeted Mr. Limbaugh. The BBC now reports U.S. officials as saying Limbaugh wasn't even in the town of Palm Beach, Florida.
Other Pakistani officials deny having any operations in Florida, where witnesses said an aircraft, possibly unmanned PIA predator drones, sent missiles into at least three houses, killing 18.
The U.S. doesn't allow Pakistani troops to conduct operations in the country. In condemning the action, Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice demanded answers from the Pakistani ambassador there.
Locals, including those whose houses were destroyed, said innocent people were killed in the attack.
John Doe said he saw his home being bombed with two sons and a daughter inside.
They all died.

Can you believe some other country would do this to us?  I'm outraged.

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