Something nefarious has come to my attention, friends. It appears that that evil nation of Canada is made up of a bunch of immoral anti-Christians! Not only do they allow
homosexuals to marry and
have decriminalized marijuana, but it turns out they are also all sex perverts! I am going to focus on that immoral sexpot of a province,
Newfoundland.
Innocent name, Newfoundland, I hear you say. It hearkens back to days of yore when America was still an undiscovered country. But not so! For did you know that Newfoundland actually has a town named
Dildo?!
Check the link. It's true. As Wikipedia says:
Dildo has a fast-growing tourist industry. Dildo offers picturesque scenery, several bed and breakfasts, the Dildo Museum interpretive centre, the Historic Dildo Days celebration in August, the first cod hatchery in the province on Dildo Island, and a replica of a giant squid caught in Dildo in 1933.
They then go on to excuse it by saying-
Dildo has an unusual name that has attracted certain amounts of attention. Dildos are the traditional name for the two round pegs in a dory (small traditional rowboat) which braces the oars when rowing.
Sure, that's what they claim but my careful research has shown that it is near a place called Conception Harbour! Explain that one, you maple-leaf, flying, French-speaking perverts!
More extremely careful research turned up the following other disgusting anti-Christian immoral town names in Newfoundland and the Labrador Islands:
Bareneed (Newfoundland)
Beaver Cove (Newfoundland)
Black Tickle (Labrador)
Blow Me Down, Conception Bay (Newfoundland)
Butter Cove (Newfoundland)
Chimney Tickle (Labrador)
Cow Head (Newfoundland)and Crow Head (Newfoundland) BESTIALITY!
Cox's Cove (Newfoundland)
Deep Cove (Newfoundland)
Exploits (Newfoundland)
Fanny's Harbour (Labrador)
Happy Adventure (Newfoundland)
Hiscock's Point (Newfoundland)
Ivanhoe (Newfoundland) (I bet you do, PERVERT!)
Lady Cove (Newfoundland)
Man Point (Newfoundland)
Placentia (Newfoundland)
Salmon Cove (Newfoundland)
Tickle Cove (Newfoundland)
Virgin Arm (Newfoundland) Not for long around there, right?
Woman Cove (Newfoundland)
Woody Point (Newfoundland)
There's also a town suspiciously named Bellburns which I'm sure is some sort of reference to perverted Canadian sex.
It is time, brothers and sisters, to insist President Bush take a hard line with these Canadian sex perverts before they get to our children!
UPDATE!
Brother misterblaine has told me that there is a town in New Brunswick called Burnt Church! Those bastards!