Boo, I'm a Republican

Halloween is here and the dentists are getting ready for another excellent cavity season. This is my list of the scariest costumes possible that I might see at my insanity liberal high school tomorrow.
Add to the list as you see fit

1) Speaker Dennis Hastert. Dude, if this doesn't scare you I don't know what will. If that bastard Hastert stays speaker then wow, the Democrats really saved defeat from the jaws of victory.

2) Former Congressman Mark Foley. In a high school full of politically active teenaged boys I think we would all be jumping out of windows to escape, or at least stay out of the computer lab.

3) Convicted Lobbyist Jack Abramoff, in his 1930's gangster outfit. I swear every time I see that photo I think he is going to whip out a Tommy gun or something.

4) Thomas Kean Jr. (as a Senator). This is one prospect that is too horrific for me to imagine.

5) Senator Rick Sanctorum (still a Senator). If this happens I will accuse Diebold of cheating the election, even if they aren't in Pennsylvania.

6) Senator Joe Lieberman (still a Senator). The Perfect Storm if we lost all three of the races close the NYC. Boo it could happen if we don't work at it to the bitter end.

7) According the Nancy Johnson, state Senator Chris Murphy. According to my least favorite congresswomen, Murphy voted to allow sexual predators to live next to children in public housing, but the children and parents would be informed. Why is that scary again? Scratch that
New 7) Representative Nancy Johnson because she has thrown everything but the kitchen sink at Murphy, yet he is still winning, asshole

8) That women from Jesus Camp. Us being heathen Jews at my school she would rip us a new one. Must I say it again; we can't out fanaticize the Muslims so STOP TRYING.

9) That total asshole Pataki. I personally blame him for not rebuilding my neighborhood. Put it anyway you want ground zero is still a hole in the ground and it is his cronyism that is keeping work from being done.

10) 2008 Frontrunner Senator John McCain. Because he has gone away from the "straight talk express" to the "political double speak shit train"

As an added bonus 11) Log cabin Republican from Freak Show, because there are actual log cabin Republicans as we are seeing more and more.