He'd probably leverage his Dad's connections to start a carpentry corporation. When it failed, he'd get some of his Dad's friends to buy the company out at inflated prices.
He'd also be in favor of fighting the Devil, but when his turn came up to serve, he'd use his Dad, again, to skip over 500 others in line for a safe spot out of actual danger. At one time, being crucified for all mankind was a Jesus thing to do, but that was then. Jesus would want to stick around today in order to fight for lower taxes for the rich. He would help the rich because he loves poor people so much. Poor people make less than $200,000 per year and have estates worth less than $3,000,000.
Between naps, Jesus would admonish people to own things. Then he'd get his Dad to turn a few loaves of bread and some fishes into a swimming pool of money for him to wallow in. "Look at Me!" he'd say. "I'm walking on a swimming pool full of money!"
The Devil would advise the children to volunteer for military service, then put themselves in harm's way and actually get themselves wounded several times but not enough to actually die, and save people at the risk of their own lives, in order to achieve their elaborate long-term goals for the distant future.
It's almost creepy to me how much George Bush is like Jesus if Jesus were here today, and also how much John Kerry is like the person who would take the Devil's advice to be a war hero as a young man in order to unfairly "get" something 35 years down the road.
I voted for Gore in 2000 because he didn't seem stupid or reckless, but considering What Would Jesus Do, Bush has got to be "my guy" this time around. I also like the funny, if slightly demeaning, nicknames he gives to underlings and foreign leaders.