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From our main theo(i)logical source, some of the cheesiest movies ever made such as Child of Darkness, Child of Light, the Omen series and the Left Behind movie (infinitely cheesy) we bring you:
Apocalypse now ?
Virgin Birth
Cloning hits the New Yorker cover: Like
Mother, Like Daughter
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Why Virgin Birth signals the End of times ?
On our main theo(i)logical source (1) the plot revolves around two alleged virgin births: Two virgin conceptions, one is Satan's Kid, one is Christ reborn. How do they figure this? An unholy virgin birth constitutes a mockery of the REAL Virgin birth, namely the way Jesus was born (2). A theologist on 950 BC said such mockery would mark the Anti-Christ and that would cause the second coming(3)
(Charming times the 950's-1300's: political turmoil, deadly plagues, natural disasters... Kind of like now. No wonder we are again consumed with Apocalypse talk!)
New Religious State, return of religious law
And let's not forget The Mystery Babylon of Revelation brought forth on the other movies: The AC will form a religious state and will use religion to dominate and dictate law..
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The Antichrist in the WH?
Googling Bush and Anti Christ you get thousands of matches, such as:
Mabus
Nostradamus said the 3rd AC will be called Mabus
Mother: Barbara Bush
Ma Bush
Ma Bus
MaBus | |
Is the guy saying Barbara Bush is the AC ? Not really, he is using any way he can find to
fit a square peg to a round hole say GW is the AC.
But Bush is too stupid to be the AC you say ? Well, this is exactly why GW must be "it"
GW seems a good approximation, if not personification, of ignorance |
Is GW Bush the Anti-Christ?
.. Dante meshed with Nostradamus...
* The way he comes into power must be illegitimate (as all evil does is illegitimate)
* He must be put in power by the Christians (after all, this isn't the 'anti-buddha' or the 'anti-mohammed')
* He must have the blood of an innocent on his hands, preferably his illegitimate 'only-begotten son'
* He must personify evil as characterized in Dante's Inferno (i.e., one of the three detributes, hate, ignorance, and impotence)
* He must match with Nostradamus' prophecy of the third antichrist
Nostradamus' Three Anti-Christs
Nostradamus predicted three anti-christs, named Napaulon Roy, Hister, and Mabus. If you were to match this up with Dante, it seems that Hister (Hitler) would be a good 'personification of hate' while Napaulon Roy (Napoleon) would certainly match up with impotence (his shriveled member was destroyed by syphillis). Of course, this isn't to say that the other qualities are lacking, but that one predominates.
That leaves one [anti-Christ] left, ignorance. |
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