Break Out the Gay Hookers and Crystal Meth

It's time to be magnanimous in defeat.  Our adversaries have treated us as less than human.  They have derided us, mocked us.  They have used dirty tricks to subvert the popular will.   They have stacked the courts against us.  They have jury rigged the media to revile us.

In short they have used the apparatus of power to reserve for themselves Eternal Victory and consign us to Unending Defeat.  They have cheated.  And they are filth.

But we've done it.  We've wrested the people's house back from them.  Methodical organizing, heavy political artillery, and sheer force of will have brought us this victory.  

If the tables were turned, we know what our enemies would do.  They would face stomp us.  They would do whatever it takes to make sure we never forget that we lost tonight.

But we didn't lose.  We won.  So let's be magnanimous in victory.  Let's throw our beaten adversaries a PARTY THEY'RE SURE TO LOVE!!!!

So who's bringing the gay hookers and meth?