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Taking a long, hot piss into Karl's Cheerios

Wed Nov 08, 2006 at 05:10:10 AM PDT

There is a long list of people to whom we no longer need listen in our national dialogue.  These people now officially can have their stenciled cup of STFU.  We can order them a personalized piehole plug from Cafe Press.

Most delightfully, people are now listening to the huge community on DKos and the rest of the Liberal Blogosphere: anyone who wants to really know how people-powered politics is done.

Oh, and don't forget: people now listening to Howard Dean.  Without whom we would not have been running so many excellent pickup opportunities.  I remember signing a petition two years ago to the effect that Howard Dean Speaks for Me.  He still does.  Kick ass, Dr. Dean!!!

And now, the updated list:

  • Karl "The Math" Rove.  Let's make him a national punchline.
  • Laura Ingraham.  Let's make her a jailbird.
  • Grover Norquist.  His big talk about permanent Republican majorities and leashing the Democrats was cover for a corrupt power grab.
  • Tom Delay.  I heard he tried to coin the term "Lame Duck Majority" to describe our Big Blue Wave
  • Rick Santorum.  I saw a whiny comment on Redstate about how they'd "lost one of their best" and they hoped he would stay in politics.  The dude is radioactive.  And crazy.  And the redstate comment is a major clue as to why these people are now irrelevant
  • Dennis Hastert.  He's now busted down to a mere one-vote representative.  And maybe an investigation or two will catch up to him.
  • Richard Perle.  Every single burbling blathering head from PNAC has either lied like a rug about their involvement or hilariously disavowed it.  Expect to see a lot of them checking out property in Paruguay or Columbia.
  • Rush Limbaugh.  He's now cheerleading for the diminishing, receding Republican team.  How long will that be fun?  How long will he be able to keep off the hillbilly heroin?
  • All of Fox News.  Goodbye, "Fair and Balanced."  Hello, Fairness in Media Act!!
  • Katherine Harris.
  • Ken "Election Cheat" Blackwell
  • Diebold Electronic Voting Machines
Feel free to add on.  Politics is ultimately nothing more or less than the dialogue of the nation's affairs.  We've just captured ourselves a megaphone into that dialogue.  
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