For the American psyche, September 11 instigated a massive crisis of existential self-doubt. The psychological solution was to regain our national manhood by...
FUCKING. Fuck the Arabs. Fuck the Muslims. Fuck Saddam Hussein for taunting us. Fuck the French for refusing to suck our dick. Fuck the liberals who might try to prevent us from fucking everyone else.
Everyone knows that it's not good to let your little head do the thinking for your big head, but that is exactly what America has been doing since 9/11. America's little head is personified by one George Walker Bush, the brazen little rich boy who fucks whoever he wants and always gets away with it.
Yes, the little head - the drive to fuck - has been steering this ship for several years now. Will the American people eventually figure out that they've been fucking themselves? By thinking with our little head a.k.a George Bush, we have fucked the poor, fucked the middle class, fucked the environment, fucked our relationship to the rest of the world, fucked America's economic health, and fucked our security.
It's time for America to start thinking with its big head again. Not that little head thinking doesn't have its place. George Bush might have made a fine baseball commissioner.