In case you missed it, I am planning a big-ass kossack post-election hoe-down. I know I am being optimistic, but we need to plan now. Worst-case scenario, we can drink Kool-Aid...not Burlington Kool-Aid, but Jonestown Kool-Aid. Maybe we'd get a group rate discount on Canadian work permits.
Anyway...
I've been gathering info for the last couple of days, and here's what we have so far.
The party will probably take place in Denver, CO. (Note: I live 1.5 hours north of Denver, and have access to
free banquet facilities that seat more than 500, so this is also an option.)`
When? Well, the vote was evenly split between the following two choices:
- Between the election and Thanksgiving
- Between Thanksgiving and Christmas
I know the holidays are going to be particularly difficult for the Deaniacs, who will no doubt be in the midst of deprogramming and all sorts of post-traumatic therapy, but us Clarkies will show you a good time.
Don't forget...Surgeon General is also a very, very important job, plus Dean will finally have the same rank as Clark did before he became Commander-in-Chief.
But I digress...
Next poll question:
Do you want the Broasted Chicken-Hawk, the Angry Messiah Shrimp, or the Plastic Turkey?
But seriously...