I've noticed a disturbing pattern of similarities between the behavior of our president, George W. Bush, and the behavior of Homer Simpson. Disturbing because Homer Simpson has no business being president; equally or more disturbing because George W. Bush has no business being as popular as Homer Simpson, especially for the kind of things that make for entertaining television but poor actual governance. Hence, I offer this space as a repository for comparisons, in part because... hey, let's test the poll system: