REPUBLICAN OFFENSIVE! Grassley leads charge against PIMPS!

Brother and Sister Kossacks, we are in trouble.

While we have been bathering on about the cost of the war on terror, the Republicans, led by the brilliant political mind of Senator Charles Grassley (R-Iowa), have outflanked us.

It seems the war could easily be paid for if the IRS would only do the obvious - collect back taxes from PIMPS!

Sen. Charles Grassley, chairman of the tax-writing Senate Finance Committee, wants the Internal Revenue Service to chase after pimps and sex traffickers with the same fervor it stalked gangster Al Capone for tax evasion.

Go ahead, Kossacks. Bang your collective heads on the table of shame! How could we have missed this?

Grassley, R-Iowa, would hit pimps with fines and lengthy prison sentences for failing to file employment forms and withhold taxes for the women and girls under their command.

Hit pimps? Grassley, you are a master of irony. We bow to you.

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Wait a minute...does this mean that being a pimp is a legitimate occupation as long as you fund the war machine? I guess it does. So dust off those threads, Huggy Bear!!

I smell a new lobbying arm arising from our urban streets! Quick, Donkey bretheren, grant favors to our fine feathered friends and collect the riches they grant us for our eventual gerrymandering reversal project in 2007!!

Uh, oh. Looks like a secret Republican cabal has already staged a covert meeting with the PIMP lobby in the Dominican Republic.