Kill the Conservatives (a parody)

Truth be told, that great American, Tim McViegh was right, but he hit the wrong target. If he wanted to kill the real traitors he would have attacked Fox News and  the Washington Times. All things evil in American politics lately have been disseminated  through these sources, and all of America would be better if those traitors were silenced. Permanently.

If our political enemies are exterminated, as they should be, America will finally be free.

Surly, this is the most hilarious main-stream political satire you've seen lately? Are you holding your side laughing? Well those jokers at Fox News think these ideas are just good innocent humor.

Lest you think that terrorist attacks against political opponents isn't the slightest bit funny, allow yourself to be educated. The humor in killing political opponents is genuinely funny, if the opponents are  mainstream.

Heaven help those of us who are disgusted by the paltry, biased, coverage of the NYT. I'm guessing that there won't even be announcement before we're rounded up, we're too obvious to even be joked about.  The less human we become the simpler the solution.

Oh, yeah, that was a joke too.