'Tis the Season. And with a week to go until Santa's Big Day, I thought we could all use some last minute inspiration for desperate gift-buyers, courtesy
Dave Barry's sick and twisted sense of duty to America.
For you Barry purists, you'll be happy to note his liberal citations for pets (dogs) and mentions of poop. However, and I mention this as both a purist and as a point of personal disappointment; there is no reference to boogers.
Be sure to click on each link below so as not to miss the special illustrative photo that accompanies each listing -- in full color and trademark Barry taste.
DAVE BARRY'S GIFT GUIDE
* KISS Celebriducks
* Spray-on Mud
* Literary entry: Switch Blades of Italy
* MusicalFunky Toilet
* Sinking Titanic Ship Model
* Animated Stress Turtle
* Flavor Spray
* Electric Marshmallow Toaster
* Scrolling LED Belt Buckle
* Pajamas for Dogs
* Poop-Freeze
* Bodyperks Fake Nipples
* Poopsadaisy Feces-Toting Backpack for Dogs
* Musical entry: Songs to Make Dogs Happy!
* Pet Stroller
* Forest Faces
Ho! Ho! Ho! A-shopping you will go!