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If I am ever kidnapped by terrorists

Thu Jul 13, 2006 at 08:57:57 PM PDT

If I am ever kidnapped by terrorists, please do the following on my behalf:

- bomb civilians in the country in which I am being held;

- bomb the economically essential airport of the country in which the terrorists are located;

- torture people indiscriminately;

- completely destabilize the region in which I am being held;

- start World War III if necessary.

As the Republicans say, "civil rights don't matter if you're dead."  I say: why stop at "civil rights"?  World peace doesn't matter if you're dead.  Or at least if I'm dead.

What requests do you have for how the country should respond if you are ever kidnapped by terrorists?  Please write them in below. Just remember that your being harmed is not as momentous a problem as my being harmed.
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