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George Bush cause of coming gayness epidemic...

Wed Aug 16, 2006 at 12:17:08 PM PDT

What are some of George Bush's policies? Well he likes to start wars. If he starts a war with Iran and/or Syria he will probably have to start a draft to keep up the strength of the Armed Forces.

What else does George Bush like to do? He likes to bash gays by suggesting they can't marry. Another thing he supports (although he didn't create this particular stupid policy himself) is the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy which is used to kick out of the Armed Forces anybody who is found to be a homosexual. "CNN reports that during the last 10 years, over 11,000 outed gays have been discharged from the military."

Where does this all lead?

When George Bush does start a draft to enable his "everlasting peace through war without end" foreign policy, it may well be discovered that nearly 100% of 18 year old men and women will turn out to be homosexuals.

This massive increase in teenage homosexuality, ever so coincidentally on the same day of the implementation of the draft, can be laid directly at the feet of George "The Decider" Bush.

Those who hate gays in the name of Jesus or Mohammed or general bigotry might want to take a note of what George Bush's Administration is creating in the way of "values" and adjust their voting patterns appropriately.

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