Hillary's Congratulatory Fax To Al Gore

Little Al,

Saw that you were in the news again.  Congratulations on that prize you won.  I'm not familiar with it but they say you got $1.5 million so it must be prestigious.  It must be nice to finally finish first at something, huh?

Anyway, things are good here.  I see you've been packing on the weight.  I guess you learned at least one thing from your old boss.  You two sure could go head to head at the feeding trough.  Remember that one time in Iowa in the hotel when Bill beat you 11 Big Macs to 10?   You never really were good at coming in first.  

So Chelsea told me you are pretty popular at the DailyKos, too.   She says its a website on the internet you invented.   I found that interesting and asked Markie Penn about it (remember, Markie?).   He said he'd never heard of the Daily Kos and asked if it was some kind of illegal daily supplement made in China from human hair.  However, despite not hearing about it he said he'd be willing to take them on as a client if they had enough money.  He is so dedicated in that way.  Did you ever hear the story about how he got Olean approved despite its tendency to cause anal leakage?  Anyway, I'm glad you are popular with the kiddie website.  By the way, that rumor that Chelsea had joined up with Rudy's kid to support Obama isn't true.

So, good luck saving the planet.  I'm sure you'll be traveling the next year talking about your award and planting trees or whatever it is you do.  I hear they are having a drought down in Australia.   Perhaps you should plan on spending next year down there.   Or over in Africa.  Bill's people might be able to hook you up with a gig there.  Plenty of stuff to keep a big prize winner like you busy.

Stay in touch.  Say Hi to Tipper and the Girls.

Love,

Hillary

PS.  Make sure to stop by my website and say hello.