John Edwards: Actual Diety, or God-like prayer-answerer?

John Edwards is just the greatest candidate. Gosh he's good. He must, just MUST, be some kind of diety or demigod or something.

He's progressive in all the ways that count, at least since he left the Senate and doesn't have to make any embarrassing votes.

We can count on him to be exactly as committed to progressive causes, as president, as he was as a senator.

Plus he's handsome, has great hair, and can pass himself off as a populist, given that he doesn't have to actually vote on anything these days.

Also, he can be brave now: roundly condemning the War he helped enable.