Ha ha! Oral Roberts President Resigns!!!

So, on one of the slowest and quietest news days of the year, the amoral head of Oral Roberts University has resigned.

Trying to bury to the news much, Mr. Roberts?

I do wonder, though, how this will impact his wife's relationships with the undergraduate males she was text messaging with at 3AM last semester.

Ah well, another phony "family values" hypocrite goes down.

Link: http://news.yahoo.com/...