You want a hit diary, here's a hit diary

I  have had it up to HERE with hit diaries.

You think you're so tough?  

You haven't seen rough.  You bunch of pussies.

You think you can scare me by telling me my candidate is "too liberal" to be elected?  

That the "goopers" will use something against him?

You don't scare me.  

You think you know how to destroy a candidate?

Well, you can KISS MY ASS.

THIS is what a "hit" looks like:
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