Cheney Claus' Twisted Christmas

Here's a little ditty for you and the family to sing around the Christmas Tree. Y'all know the tune, Santa Claus is Coming to Town; belt it out and have some fun, sing it on your neighbors porch - enjoy!

Oh Watch what you say
Watch what you do
You know Cheney Claus
Is watching you

Cheney Claus is spying on you

He'll sieze you when you're sleeping
He'll beat you blue and black
He'll fly you off to Syria
And he'll never bring you back

Oh Watch what you say
Watch what you do
You know Cheney Claus
Is watching you

Cheney Claus is tapping your phone

He's got about a million elves
That listen to the phones
They also scan the internet
And sneak into your home

Oh Watch what you say
Watch what you do
You know Cheney Claus
Is watching you

Cheney Claus is reading your mail

He watches your house when you are home
He knows when you're away
His elves sneak in and search your stuff
While you're at work all day

Oh Watch what you say
Watch what you do
You know Cheney Claus
Is watching you

Cheney likes your wife's lingerie

He's been down to the library
He knows what books you've read
He knows what you buy with your credit card
And where you get your bread

Oh Watch what you say
Watch what you do
You know Cheney Claus
Is watching you

Cheney has your credit report

Bridge:

Cheney Claus is coming to town
Cheney Claus will follow you 'round
Cheney Claus is spying on you

He watches you on vacation
And everywhere you go
Oy! Smile for the camera
Your life's on video

Oh Watch what you say
Watch what you do
You know Cheney Claus
Is watching you

Cheney Claus is following you

He'll sieze you when you're sleeping
He'll beat you blue and black
He'll fly you off to Syria
And he'll never bring you back

Oh Watch what you say
Watch what you do
You know Cheney Claus
Is watching you

Cheney Claus is renditioning you