Sex in the Holy Books Written By Men

While I was surfing my morning news sites I came across someone who has taken the time to collect many, maybe all, of the sex verses in the bible.
It was a lot of fun to read and it explains why so many people who preach and believe that the bible is the word of god are so screwed up in their personal sex lives and their perceptions of others sex lives.

My personal observation (and conclusion) is that humans have always been 'confused' about the right and wrong act of sex.

Sex in the Bible This link goes to the Long list. I think they have been interpreted for an easy read but give Chapter and Verse reference:
*emphasis mine-for the killing factor-OY!

This passage tells you what to do if you get your "seed of copulation" on yourself, your clothes, or your partner. Thank God this is in the Bible. 15:16-18, 32

Don't "uncover the nakedness" of any of your relatives or neighbors. Just ask them to keep their clothes on while you are around. 18:6-18, 20

"Also thou shalt not approach unto a woman to uncover her nakedness, as long as she is apart for her uncleanness," Don't even look at a menstruating woman. 18:19

Don't "lie with any beast." You probably weren't planning on doing this, but now you know just in case you get the urge sometime. 18:23

Don't "go a whoring" after Molech or "commit adultery with him." (Don't you love it when God talks dirty?) 20:5

Stay away from people with familiar spirits and don't "go a whoring" after them either. 20:6

If a man has sex with his father's wife, kill them both. 20:11

If a man has sex with his daughter in law, kill them both. 20:12

If a man has sex with another man, kill them both. 20:13

If you "lie" with your wife and your mother-in-law (now that sounds fun!), then all three of your must be burned to death. 20:14

If a man or woman "lie with a beast" both the person and the poor animal are to be killed. 20:15-16

Don't have sex with your sister, uncle's wife, or your brother's wife -- and tell them to wear clothes whenever you're around. 20:17, 19-21

If a man has sex with a menstruating woman, they both "shall be cut off from among their people." 20:18

"Neither shall he [the priest] profane his seed among his people." (His seed is holy.) 21:15

A man with damaged testicles must not "come nigh to offer the bread of his God." 21:20

A man who has a "running issue" or "whose seed goeth from him" ... "shall not eat of the holy things, until he be clean." 22:3-5

It's a snowy morning in New Hampshire today and so yes, I have too much time to play today.

Here's a link for the Short List

Then there is a list from the Quoran and I must say the Muslims have a different kind of take- more like live a good life and then you get good sex..

Sex in the Quran

Virgins await those who enter paradise. 2:25

It's OK to have sex with your wives on the night of the fast. 2:187

Don't have sex with menstruating women. 2:222

Have sex with your women whenever, however, and as often as you like. 2:223

"Pure companions, and contentment from Allah"
Virgins await those who enter paradise. 3:15

"All married women (are forbidden unto you) save those (captives) whom your right hands possess."
You can't have sex with married women, unless they are slaves obtained in war (with whom you may rape or do whatever you like). 4:24

Vigins await those who enter paradise. 4:57

Lot offers his daughters to a mob of angel rapers. 11:78

Lot offers his daughters to a mob of angel rapers. 15:71

You don't have to be modest around your wives or your slave girls "that your right hand possess." 23:6

But the single-minded slaves of Allah will enjoy a Garden filled with lovely-eyed virgins. 37:40-48

Female companions await those who enter the Gardens of Eden on the Day of Reckoning. 38:52

Allah will reward faithful Muslims after they die with "fair ones with wide, lovely eyes." 44:54

Well, it explains a lot to me as to why there have been so many religious wars. The holy book believers are consumed with all the fun and sex by us evil doers who enjoy it on our way to 'hell' and those who have to wait for sex after death are in a hurry to join us there. LOL!

*This is a snarky diary and is not meant to offend.