1. print this out and place on dartboard:
2. laugh at following article:
http://www.ainews.com/Archives/Story4749.phtml
Jenna Jameson, the most popular adult star of all time, has appeared on various Fox programs in the past year along with other actresses from Vivid Entertainment. Fox News Channel anchor David Asman asked producers who worked on the Vivid stories if they could contact the stars and ask them to sign photos that his son could distribute to his buddies in Iraq. The girls are all enthusiastic about signing the photos, which are being sent in care of Asman's son, Cpl. Felipe Sanchez, with the 2nd Marine Expeditionary Brigade.
if providing nude pics to our troops is more patriotic than serving, then mr. ASMAN was right to criticize clark. somehow i'm not buying it, though. :P