(Courtesy of Go Fox Yourself news)
It was revealed today that those freedom-hating blog malcontents posted on their "Daily Kos" website the address of the President of the United States, at 16-0 P-nnsylvania Av-nue (classified information redacted out).
Wise pundit Michelle Maniac commented, "Will those orange devils stop at nothing? Thank God for the death penalty!" Fellow wise ones Ann Coocoo and Jonah Goldbrick concurred, Coocoo by firing an M-16 at some local immigrant schoolchildren in righteous anger (NOTE: Go Fox Yourself cannot confirm they were immigrants, but they were speaking some foreign language), and Goldbrick ran crying to his mommy "Lucianne the Spy".
The President is expected to give a press conference to show he is not afraid of these electronic terrorists. He plans to fearlessly show off his new bulletproof vest, armored helmet, and Kevlar riot shield during the conference, just to underline not only his courage, but also his commitment to ensuring that our armaments companies do not go bankrupt during this time of national crisis.