sombiage (sŭm·bē´·ăzh)
n. The amazingly insane happenings that will ultimately destroy established relationships. A probable contraction form of some big f*ing garbage traced to NMNC (New Model for a New Centry) political discourse during the 2004 election cycle. Most linguists believe that passage of HR 1, the so-called `drug benefits for seniors' act, coincides with the introduction of this phrase into the common language.