This Morning, I Awoke From a Dream

Sorry if this is brief but it seems too good not to share.

This morning, I awoke from a dream where I was watching the evening news. I knew there had been some hot breaking news about the fired US Attorneys scandal. But, the network wasn't covering it. So I called up the network and said "please cover the US Attorneys story" and something along the lines of "how about that Monica Goodling?".

Only in my wildest dreams would a network be so responsive to a phone call from a viewer. As I continued to watch, Monica Goodling appeared on screen, in a hot tub, with her hair up so as not to get it wet. She was a guest on "the View", being interview by Barbara Walters. It was a friendly interview. She was dishing all kinds of dirt on Karl Rove and the Bush Crime Family. I was in GOP Scandal Heaven!

The program went, momentarily, to a shot to Barbara Walters back in the studio. And then back to the hot tub where Ms. Goodling had just climbed out, still naked, and still wet.  It was a butt shot (not frontal). Nice tan - no lines. She suddenly realized she was still on camera and scampered off.

Then I woke up.