Bill Frist to teach at Princeton - Guess what he's teaching!!!

Government health policy!

That's right, former Senate Majority leader, Princeton alumnus and kitty-killer, Bill Frist will be teaching a graduate level class at Princeton next year.

You might remember Frist from such fiascos as:

Diagnosing Terri Schiavo via video

Experimenting on stray cats during med school

and

HIV is spread through tears and sweat.

Clearly, this is just the type of person we need teaching students at the Woodrow Wilson School of Public and International Affairs.

Maybe there's a method to this madness.  Maybe his sole duty as professor will be to stand before the class as a visual aid to the actual professor.

The actual professor can then point to Sen. Frist and say:

Government health policy is really quite simple.  Ask yourself what Mr. Frist would do and then do the exact opposite.

Class dismissed.