Examples of Candid Advice - Executive Privilege

Here are some of the things they don't want you to hear (originally a comment, but someone suggested a diary):

• You really need to get a piece of that hunk, Jeff Gannon.
• Well, it may not poll well, but we really do need to glass Iran.
• None of those tree-huggers is going to do shit about it...call it the Clean Skies Initiative and see what happens.  Don't worry.
• That's your last one, sir.  You're pretty lit.
• We can't get caught if we don't have tapes.
• That percentage you got out of the lost 9 billion should show up in your offshore account in a couple of days.
• Tell that Foley guy to keep it in his pants for a while...people might start suspecting.
• Screw those guys, you're on vacation Dude.

• Well, that's settled then: Exxon/Mobil gets these wells, Shell gets these wells, and BP gets these wells.
• OK, George, one more time.  The Caspian Sea has oil wells here.  If we invade Afghanistan, we get to build the pipeline through here.  Get it now?  Geez, I've told you three times already!
• Are you sure this won't leave any marks, Condi?  You know how pissed off Laura will be if she finds out.
• Get the Resolve!  Jenna puked on the yellow rug again.  Hey, wait a minute...I like the sound of that word..."Resolve."  Can we put that in a speech?
• That tickles, Barney.  
• Oh, those ATM machine guys?  Send 'em some jackets with the Presidential Seal on 'em.
• Fire the guy who didn't tell me that dude was blind before the press conference.

Oh, this is too fun.  You all should try.