Bush Takes it Up the A** (Not First Time Tho)

Oh, c'mon! Tell me you don't relish saying that? The man was due! From the moment of George Bush's miserable existence, the man has been giving it to people. From the rugby player he sucker-punched from behind while in college to the 1000s of Katrina devasted Americans he drowned to our troops whose lives he destroyed (emotionally, family, mentally, financially, and literally), the man has screwed so many billions (literally) of people over that it actually feels to celebrate him taking it in butt for once. Even if it is only for a routine colonoscopy.

Hell, this made it worth letting Dick Cheney President for a day.

Of course, this is not the first time George Bush has taken it up the a**. No dear reader, follow me on the flip for several more occasions when the out of bs coming out Bush required frequent colonoscopies.

Originally posted (and much prettier) at TexasKaos.com

Here's Bush explaining to Republican pedophile, Rep. Mark Foley, the amount of crap they found in his previous colonoscopy. They performed that scope right after the White House tried to cover for Foley's child molestation by calling his acts "simply naughty emails."

Here's Bush explaining to German Chancellor Merkel just how bad his crap stinks. Of course she'd later smell the alcohol on his breath when Bush interrupted a serious European summit meeting with a drunken attempt to put a massage seduction/strangle hold on the fair Chancellor.

This painful photo was taken during a 2006 colonoscopy. The exam was scheduled shortly after Bush's UN Speech on June 19, 2006 in which he claimed the Iraq War had made the world "more hopeful and safer." The title of the speech? Err, "A More Hopeful World Beyond Terror and Extremism." Yeah. They found alot of crap that time.

And this just released photo was after today's colonoscopy. Why is he smiling? Because the SOB knows that as long as he leaves Dick Cheney behind to be President, no doctor would ever let his sorry butt come to any harm. Now if we only had a colonoscopy that could clean as big an a**hole as George W. Bush.