I've come up with a new Drudge Report game, in honor of his quality reporting!
You selectively take words from the Drudge Report page to come up with a new story. The use of ellipses is the key to this game.
Like for instance...
Dennis Miller...Seeks...mad...three-way...with...Katherine Harris...and...Matt Drudge
Or
FBI director expects...Bush...to face military tribunal.
Or
Drudge Exclusive: Tests Show...Bush a 'moral coward'