Aloha! It's the "It's Mid-Day(ish) in Hawaii" open thread

• OJ got arrested
• In what can only be taken as a sure sign that Larry Craig's personal embarrassment is about to blow over, "his" Minneapolis airport bathroom stall has become a tourist destination
• Great controversies in American history:
  • Miller Lite. Tastes great, or less filling?
  • Shimmer. Floor wax, or dessert topping?
  • John McCain. Episcopalian, or Baptist?
• Admiral Fallon called General Petraeus a "ass-kissing little chicken shit!" Ha ha! But does his scorn arise from his belief that Petraeus' plan pins down troops in Iraq that he might need for Iran? Oh no!
• In better news, I love YouTube. It's nuts. I mean, look at this:

• If you enjoyed Susan's live discussion with Matt Bai, we're going to try it again this Wednesday when Robert Reich drops in to talk about the ideas in his latest book, Supercapitalism.  So get your questions ready. (DT)